Hysteric Panic - Neko jigoku (english translation)

There's a lot of slang in this that I'd never heard of before, so I'm not sure how accurate some lines turned out, but I did my best. Feel free to let me know if you have any corrections.

Tomo’s lines in [ ]
$EIGO’s lines in { }



ねこ地獄 / Cat Hell

Lyrics: Tomo
Music: $EIGO, Yacchi, Tackrou

Moe moe kyun!*

[I love cats and I’m feeling frisky,**
As expected, I like cats more than dogs
Like a Motai Masako, they make the husband happy so cats are good***
Cats biting at a cornered mouse like Tom and Jerry,
Stray cats holding fish in their mouths,
The neighborhood’s alley cats
The day when dogs cry out “nyaa”,****
Hesitating cats will be overrun!
Silver vine won’t be the deciding factor!*****
I’ll head out on another journey, playing with green foxtail and faking people out******
Everyone wants to be covered in cats, cats, cats, cats, and more cats!]

Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell
Suffer with me, look, 1, 2, 3
Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell
Bury me in caaaaaaats!

{Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so cute, in other words, angels
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??
Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”
Urya urya oi!}
[Nyan nyan, fill your head with cats!
Let’s nyaa!!]

[I wanna stroke their soft fur!
So cuuuuuute, so cuuuuuuute~*******
The pads of their paws are squishy, they’re so damn cute!
Full speed ahead towards those cats~]

Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell
Suffer with me, look, 1, 2, 3
Moe moe kyun, it’s kitty cat hell
Bury me in caaaaaaats!

{Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so cute, in other words, angels
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??
Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”
Urya urya oi!}
[Nyan nyan, fill your head with cats!
Let’s nyaa!!]

Oi! Raise! Cats!
Oi! Raise! Cats!

{Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so cute, in other words, angels
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??
Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!"}

Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so charming, aren’t they? ☆
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re so cute, in other words, angels
Nyan nyan, I’ll fill your head with cats!
They’re seriously cute, aren’t they??
Let’s say it together “Ooh! Nyaa!” “Ooh! Nyaa!”
Unya unya oi!

{Let’s go to cat hell!}

Notes:
*It’s like an extremely cutesy spell/exclamation that’s associated with maid cafes/otaku culture
**I'm not sure if this is correct or if it's talking about the cats loving the brand Friskies. Hard to tell.
***Motai Masako is an actress, so I think this is referring to one of her films – I think it is “Teacher and Stray Cat” (or “Finding Calico”), where Motai plays a woman that used to feed a stray cat and the plot revolves around her husband searching for it after she dies and it stops coming around – but I see another called “Nekonade” that also could apply
****”nyaa” and “nyan” are both the Japanese equivalent of “meow”, but I think you lose some of the cuteness if you translate it into English, so I’ve left the sound in Japanese
*****Silver vine is apparently a plant that attracts cats like catnip
******this is hard to translate, because the point here is that these words both have the word “neko” in them, but the English meaning has nothing to do with cats
*******Apparently this is like a sound effect for really intense, smothering cooing, like someone speaking to a newborn or a dog in babytalk? Not sure if that's the intended meaning here though

ねこ地獄 / Neko jigoku

Moe moe kyun!

[Neko daisuki FURISUKII
Inu yori “Yappari neko ga suki”
LIKE A motai masako
Teishu wa genki de neko ga ii
TOMU to JERII kyuusoneko kami
O-sakana kuwaeta DORAneko kinjo no noraneko
INU ga NYAA to naita hi
Mayoi neko wa OOBAARAN!
Matatabi kimete nyaran!
To mata tabi e nekojarashi neko damashi
Neko mo shakushi mo
Neko to neko to neko to neko to neko ni mamiretai!]

Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku
Modaenasee hora 1, 2, 3
Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku
Neko ni umorenasaai!

{Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
CHAAMINGU dosue☆
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Kawaii = tsumari tenshi
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Maji KYUUTO ja ne??
Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”
“Uu! Nyaa!”
Urya urya oi!}
[Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shiyagare!
RETTSU nyaa!!]

[Mofumofu shitai o!
Fugofugo fugofugo~
Nikukyuu ni puni GYAN kawa!
Nuko ni masshigura~]

Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku
Modaenasee hora 1, 2, 3
Moe moe kyun neko neko jigoku
Neko ni umorenasaai!

{Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
CHAAMINGU dosue☆
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Kawaii = tsumari tenshi
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Maji KYUUTO ja ne??
Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”
“Uu! Nyaa!”
Urya urya oi!}
[Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shiyagare!
RETTSU nyaa!!]

Oi! Neko! Kae!
Oi! Neko! Kae!

{Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
CHAAMINGU dosue☆
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Kawaii = tsumari tenshi
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Maji KYUUTO ja ne??
Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”
“Uu! Nyaa!”}

Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
CHAAMINGU dosue☆
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Kawaii = tsumari tenshi
Nyan nyan
Nukko nuko ni shite yan yo!
Maji KYUUTO ja ne??
Go-issho ni “Uu! Nyaa!”
“Uu! Nyaa!”

{Neko jigoku e~}

Kanji:
https://www.musixmatch.com/ja/lyrics/HYSTERIC-PANIC/%E3%81%AD%E3%81%93%E5%9C%B0%E7%8D%84

Booby Adventure - Finding (rough english translation)

I'm not very confident about this one, but this song is super cute, and I don't think anyone else is going to translate it, so here's what I came up with.



Finding

I want to run away, with my eyes downcast
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down
Lost in the fog, with my eyes covered
No matter what, continuing like this*
Slow down, slow down

The immense amount of happiness I was supposed to be holding in my two hands,
Before I knew what had happened, it had overflowed and dropped away through a crack
I reached out my hand, but I couldn’t take it back

I found you at last, and the light started shining down
In this kind of atmosphere, it'll get more and more starry
Underneath the spotlight
Let’s laugh it off, and go on holding on tight to our hopes
So that one day they can become peoples’ dreams**

Lock on with a one-hit KO beam, this is for real
Trying to take it? You're a freak that'll fit right in,***
It’s going to flow through your veins
Caught up!! In a booby trap!!
On a stunning stage, the crazy engine goes vroooom!!
Dance and jump, go wild and bump
Meet up, join up your charms and countdown to our wild dance
At the count of 5, up and down, 4, a blazing bullet, 3, 2, 1****

I found you at last, and the light started shining down
In this kind of atmosphere, it'll get more and more starry
Underneath the spotlight
Let’s laugh it off, and go on holding on tight to our hopes
So that one day they can become peoples’ dreams**

I was crying every day, so I sang
I was crying every day, so I laughed

I wouldn’t listen to that kind of pain
Because it was different from the feelings I drew out
I felt like I was the only person in the whole world that was alone

I looked out over my surroundings again
Rather than thinking, I started running towards the future
With tears pouring down my face, I kept searching

I found you at last, and the light started shining down
In this kind of atmosphere, it'll get more and more starry
Underneath the spotlight
Let’s laugh it off, and go on holding on tight to our hopes
So that one day they can become peoples’ dreams**

Eyes meet, which turns into smiles
We were meant to be
We take each other’s hands, and this place becomes one where we belong
So that one day it can become your dream*****

Notes:
*,**,***,****, *****These are the lines I'm the most concerned about. Some of these could be very wrong. Please feel free to let me know if you have any corrections.
** and ***** sound so weird, but I can't figure out how else to word them

Finding

I WANT TO RUN AWAY utsumuita mama de SLOW DOWN
SLOW DOWN
SLOW DOWN
SLOW DOWN
Kiri no naka de me o fusaida mama de
Doushitatte koushitatte SLOW DOWN
SLOW DOWN

Ryoute ni ippai kakaeteta hazu no shiawase ga
Shiranai aida ni sukima kara kobore-ochite
Te o nobashita kedo torimodosenai

I FOUND YOU AT LAST kagayaki dasu
Sono choushi de motto motto STARRY
SUPOTTORAITO no shita de YEAH
LET’S LAUGH IT OFF kibou tsukande ikou
Itsuka hito no yume ni naremasu you ni

LOCK ON ichigeki hissatsu no BIIMU THIS IS FOR REAL
Kuracchatte miru? HAMAcchatte FREAK
Kekkan megutte iku CAUGHT UP!! BOOBY TRAP!!
Akkan no SUTEEJI ni KUREIJII na ENJIN VROOOOM!!
Odotte JUMP Kuruchatte BUMP
Deachatte CHARM majiwatte Rappa COUNTDOWN
5 toki ni UP AND DOWN 4 hi no tsuita dangan 3 2 1

I FOUND YOU AT LAST kagayaki dasu
Sono choushi de motto motto STARRY
SUPOTTORAITO no shita de YEAH
LET’S LAUGH IT OFF kibou tsukande ikou
Itsuka hito no yume ni naremasu you ni

Mainichi naita dakara utatta
Mainichi naita dakara waratta

Konna kurushimi kiitenakatta
Egaiteta omoi to wa chigatta
Sekai-juu de jibun dake hitoribocchi na ki ga shita

Mouichido mawari o miwatashita
Kanagaeru yori saki ni kakedashita
Namida nagashita mama sagashi-tsuzuketa

I FOUND YOU AT LAST kagayaki dasu
Motto motto STARRY
SUPOTTORAITO no shita de YEAH
LET’S LAUGH IT OFF kibou tsukande ikou
Itsuka hito no yume ni naremasu you ni

Me to me ga atte
Egao ni natte
WE WERE MEANT TO BE YEAH
Te o toriatte ibasho ni natte
Itsuka anata no yume ni naremasu you ni

Kanji:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecYGvFSMmNQ
^In video description

ReVision of Sence - Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi (romaji only)

ダメ、ゼッタイ、現実逃避 / Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi

Music and Lyrics: Kawai Kazuma

Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi

Kyou mo yatte kimashita ne
Kuni no tokuteishikkan ni shitei sareta “genjitsutouhi” o wazurau KUZU ga shinsatsu o hajimemashou
“Dekiru dake shippai sezu, seikou o tsukamitoritai n desu.
Boku dake CHANSU sukunai n desu yo ne.”

Shindan kekka tsugemasu
[Anata wa isshou go-ryuu desu.]

HAUTSUUBON o yomiasari shitta FURI o shite manzoku ki
Toranomaki o te ni ireta tsumori de iru you desu
Ageashi toru koto ga shumi de ibasho wa douga no KOMENTO ran
Shohousen o-watashi itashimashou
“Shippai” o nana-ka bun desu

Kyou wa kanja ga ooi you desu ne
Mendokusai ga tsugi o yobimashou

“Uwaki sarete wakareta motokare o HONTOU koukai sasetai desu.
Mabushii ONNA ni natte, aitsu yori ii hito mitsukete, mikaeshite yaritai n desu.”

Taihen kiken na joutai desu.
[Seikaku ga kusari kittemasu.]

Motokare no waruguchi tsubuyaki nagusame no hanji nakama zura
Hirakinaori shoujou ga akka tsuzuketemasu
“Mieru mono shika shinjinai akiru hodo ai o kikasete hoshii”
Shohousen o-watashi itashimashou
“Shitsuren” san-juu-ichi bun

Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi

Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi
Dame, zettai, genjitsutouhi

Mina-san ki o tsukete kudasai
“Genjitsutouhi” wa naori-nikuku nihonjin no seikatsushuukanbyou to iemasu
Jikakushoujou ga nai yue ni chiryou ga muzukashii no desu ga
Watashi nara machigai gozaimasen

Sou ieba ashita o-yasumi desu
Douga mite honya megurimashou

Kanji:
In video description

More - Cheshire (english translation)

I'm not very confident about this one. I think it's a relatively straightforward song, but I feel like I'm just reading some of the lines wrong...

Feel free to let me know if you have any corrections.



チェシャ / Cheshire

Lyrics: Loki
Music: JUDYJun

Under the chilly crescent moon,*
We keep our voices down
Lost in the forest in the dead of night,
Let’s take each other’s hands
The grinning mad kitten looking down at us, acting needy,**
Invites us to join in by sticking out its velvety tongue

I’ve been taken prisoner
Embraced so tightly that I can’t break free
Entranced by that white skin, I’m bound and melting away
Staying like this, forever lost in a dream,
That’s not a bad idea, right?***

Ah, even if I open my eyes wide,
Its figure immediately conceals itself
But it’s a capricious thing****

During the soft and dim full moon,
We shout ourselves hoarse
In the pitch black room we’ve run into,
Let’s kiss

That’s it, let’s dance
Until the night turns to dawn and we wake up
When we’re entwined this tightly,
No one can get in our way

“Don’t leave me - never again”
Those words are like chains,
Eating away at me relentlessly like a curse

I’ve been taken prisoner
Embraced so tightly that I can’t break free
Entranced by that white skin, I’m bound and melting away
Staying like this, forever inside of you,
That’s not a bad idea, right?***
That’s it, eternally…

Under the chilly crescent moon,*
We keep our voices down
Lost in the forest in the dead of night,
Let’s kiss

Notes:
*,**,***, ****I'm a little worried about these lines in particular

チェシャ / CHESHA

Usurasamui mikazuki no moto koe o koroshite
Mayoikonda mayonaka no mori te o tori-aou

Niyake tsurashita kigurui koneko amaeru you ni
Sashidasareta nameraka na shita sasoikomareru

Torawarete nukedasenai mama ni kitsuku dakiyoserareta
Sono shiroi hada ni miserare shibararete tokasarete
Kono mama zutto yume no naka
Sore mo waruku nai ne

Aa me o mihiraite itemo sugu ni sugata o kakushite shimau
Kimaguresa dakedo

Yawara boyaketa mangetsu no naka koe o karashite
Hashirikonda makkura na heya kuchizuke shiyou

Saa odorou kono yoru akete sameru made
Tsuyoku karami-au you ni mou daremo jama sasenai

“Hanasanaide mou nido to”
Kusari mitai kotoba ga
Hageshiku noroi no you mushibamarete iku

Torawarete nukedasenai mama ni kitsuku dakiyoserareta
Sono shiroi hada ni miserare shibararete tokasarete
Kono mama zutto kimi no naka
Sore mo waruku nai ne
Sou towa ni…

Usurasamui mikazuki no moto koe o koroshite
Mayoikonda mayonaka no mori kuchizuke shiyou

Kanji: 
http://www.jpopasia.com/more/lyrics/279993/hypno/%E3%83%81%E3%82%A7%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A3-chesher/

SUGIZO - Kanjou hyouryuu feat. Jinsei Tsuji (romaji only)

感情漂流 feat. 辻仁成 / Kanjou hyouryuu feat. Jinsei Tsuji

Lyrics: Jinsei Tsuji
Music: SUGIZO

Ano hi no futari ni modoreru mono nara,
Hoshi furu sekai no maboroshi atsumete,
Bokura no kioku ga kesareru mae ni,
Mada minu mirai o kanjou hyouryuu
Ano hi no sekai ni modorenu bokura wa,
Aishita omoide atsumete hashiru,
Shutokou girigiri aijou rosen,
Owari no mienai kanjou hyouryuu
Nemuranai toukyou, gozen reiji no, shizumari kaetta kensetsu genba de,
KUREEN ni kakatta mangetsu miage, bokura wa zutto GOORU o mezasu

SEXY?
HAPPY?
LUCKY?
OH LET’S GO
Kanjou hyouryuu!

Kabukichou no hazure ni tenshi ga hitori,
Haizai okiba de yume o asatte,
Konya mo zutto ai o sagashite,
Asa made odorou, RETTSU DANSU!
Mayonaka sugiteru dai-san keihin,
Ano hi no futari o sagashi ni iku yo,
Bokura wa mainichi tsukurikaerare,
Kensetsu RASSHU no ORINPIKKU
Nemuranai toukyou, gozen san-ji,
Minareta keshiki ga kawatte iku yo,
KUREEN ni kakaru mangetsu miage,
KAPPURU ai o sasayaite iru

SEXY?
HAPPY?
LUCKY?
OH LET’S GO
Kanjou hyouryuu!

Awa no you na setsunasa
Hakana-sugiru ai o motomete
Kurikaesareru imi no nai ENAJII,
SUKURAPPU & BIRUDO
DRIFT AWAY!

Kanjousen o gururi to isshuu, chuuousen no saishuu densha ni,
Unmei sen no shuuten mezashite,
Afureru aijou, higashi e nishi e,
Tsukutte wa kowashi kowashite wa tsukuru,
Omoide kaitai,
Toukyou hyakunen,
Shutokou hashiru yo,
Kodoku na ASURIITO,
Omatsurisawagi no ORINPIKKU
Nemuranai toukyou, gozen reiji no, shizumari kaetta kensetsu genba de,
KUREEN ni kakaru mangetsu miage,
Hitori de ore mo koufun shiteru

SEXY?
HAPPY?
LUCKY?
OH LET’S GO
Kanjou hyouryuu!

Awa no you na setsunasa
Hakana-sugiru ai o motomete
Kurikaesareru imi no nai ENAJII,
SUKURAPPU & BIRUDO
DRIFT AWAY!

Sekai ga ussura shirami-hajimeru,
Yoake ga chikai ze touna kousoku,
AKUSERU funderu ashi ga tsurisou,
Kono mama ginga no hate made DORAIBU
Ano hi no sekai ga ushinawareru nara,
Aozora hyakkei kawatte iku yo,
Omoide kowashite jinrui banzai,
Doko made iku no ka kanjou hyouryuu
Zoushoku tsuzukeru TOKYO,
Nemuri o shiranai kensetsu genba de,
KUREEN ni kakaru mangetsu miage,
Kore kara asa made fuminfukyuu de

SEXY?
HAPPY?
LUCKY?
OH LET’S GO
Kanjou hyouryuu!

Awa no you na setsunasa
Hakana-sugiru ai o motomete
Kurikaesareru imi no nai ENAJII,
SUKURAPPU & BIRUDO
DRIFT AWAY!

Kanji:
http://j-lyric.net/artist/a0029ea/l043cd5.html

WANIMA - Human (romaji only)

ヒューマン / Human

Music and Lyrics: KENTA

Naa doko de machigaeta n darou?
Yugami moto ni modoranai
Nejireta kioku o hodoku…
Saigo ni
Taguri yose…

Kitaihazure no genjitsu ni mata aorare
Nirande me o sorashita
Nande nozonda kotae wa doko?

Mada…kutabatte tamaru ka!!

Owari no nai michinori ni
Kotaerarenai koto bakari toomawari
Mogaite otona ni
Nomikonda kotoba kaidan o tobasu
Ukande kieta omoi ga
Taezu fueru kokoro no AZA ga
“SHIBIreru you na ashita o”
Saigo ni
Taguri yose…

Umareochita ikiru imi wa?
Seikai mo nai machigatte nai
Deai wakare ni senaka osare
Sekai miwatashi koko ni tachi

Nande nozonda kotae wa doko?

Mada…konna tokoro de kutabatte tamaru ka!!
Tsuzuki o egakou

Kawari no inai michinori ni
Mayoi no nai ikikata ni mata akirete
Tada akogarete miushinau mae ni oshiete kure yo
Ukande kieta omoi ga
Taezu fueru kokoro no AZA ga
“SHIBIreru you na ashita o”
Saigo ni nozokitakute

Owari no nai michinori ni
Kotaerarenai koto bakari
“SHIBIreru you na ashita o”
Saigo ni mata…
Taguri yose…

Naa doko de machigaeta n darou?
Yugami moto ni modoranai
Itsuka wa tadoritsuku hazu…

Saigo ni
Taguri yose…

Kanji:
http://j-lyric.net/artist/a05a4d1/l0433c1.html

Danablu - Christmas no yatsu (romaji only)

They posted this partially as a joke, but it's got that adorable DIY Danablu charm, and it's pretty rare to hear Nishiura singing in Japanese, so...



クリスマスのやつ / Christmas no yatsu

Machi wa kirameki
Yuki ga furi shiroku samete yuku
Tokimeki ni (tokimeki ni) tokidoki DOKIDOKI utsushiteru n da

Kami ni kaketa hikaru yuki de yuwatte
Tokashita no nara kimi no matsu basho e yukou
Mou sukoshi nanda
PUREZENTO ni negai-kome
Mou hitori nante
Morai naki wa iranai
Kanaete yo

Yuki no katachi o shiru to
Suki no akashi ni mieta
Honno sukoshi dake kon no sora no kake
Futsuka to motanai kiseki no yoru e to
Yuki no iro o shiru to
Tsuki no akari ni mieta
Fuyu ga tsuzukaseta hontou no kotae wa
Nan no koto wa nai
Negau yoru e no omoi sa

Kanji:
In video description